There are other Dick Simons in the world.

You have reached the web page of Dick Simon, English Professor.

Do not confuse, Dick Simon, English Professor, with Dick Simon trucker, or Dick Simon Race Car Driver--good fellows all. Should you drive the highways of California on a regular basis, you will pass trucks with a picture of a skunk on them, and the words

DICK SIMON TRUCKING

You do not have to send me a picture of this truck. I have a picture. Here it is: